1.Ask them if they are Satan worshippers.
2.Be considerate, rearrange their altar so it will look neat.
3.Blow out their altar candle if it is still day light.
(No need to waste a good candle!)
4.Pick up their gems for a closer look.
5.Sharpen their dull black-handled knife.
6.Witness to them about the "true religion".
7.Untie the knots in their cord.
8.Take hold of their jewelry for a closer look.
9.Play card games with their Tarot cards.
10.Ask them if they are Satan worshippers.
- by Grey Mantle
Ten More Ways to Piss Off a Pagan
1. Ask them if they talk to their crystals.
2. Ask them if they have accepted Jesus Christ as their personal
savior.
3. Exorcise them, their home, or their personal belongings.
4. Ask to see their witch marks.
5. Give them a copy of the Necronomicon "because I know you're into that
stuff."
6. Bring the plate of food they left out inside so it won't spoil.
7. Leaf through their Book of Shadows.
8. Open all the doors and windows of their house to get rid of "that nasty
smoky smell".
9. Call them "acorn worshippers".
10. Ask them if their crystals talk to them.