Pagan Humor

Beth's Pagan Humor Page

Here is a new and growing collection of pagan-related humor, most of which was written by other people. Some of it may offend you if you have difficulty laughing at yourself (especially the piece on Silly Craft Names) - consider yourself warned.

On my site:

Lady Pixie Moondrip's Guide to Craft Names, one of the funniest and most dead-on accurate satires I've seen around...
Letter From a 3rd Grade Teacher, sent home to pagan parents...
Goddess Blues; or, what happens when pagans listen to Robert Johnson too much.
Pagan Country Song v1.0, by Deravyn - a response to the Goddess Blues.
Ten Ways to Piss Off a Pagan, by Grey Mantle, followed by Ten More Ways to Piss Off a Pagan, by Honeyblossom.
Footprints in the Sand, pagan-style.
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? (Pagan Style), author unknown.
The Laws of Wombat Wiccca, by Rosemary Edghill.
God's Total Quality Management Questionnaire, author unkown.
A Viking-Asatru Christmas Carol, author unknown.
Tigger's Full Moon Ritual, by DreamDancer.

On other sites:

The Field Guide to Neopagandom - learn how to tell apart the different varieties of pagans that you may encounter...
Pagan Standard Time: a guide
Willow's Wicca World - a hilarious parody site, really worth taking a look through!
The Pagan Hierarchy; or, Who Looks Down On Whom...
That Real Old Time Religion - more verses than god.
Astrological Lightbulb Jokes, for all the different signs
The Chocolate Ritual - yum!
Green Eggs and Ham: A Qabalistic Interpretation

Unitarian Jihad
From the Great Above to the Great Below: a spoof on the Association of Smith Pagans' 1998 Descent of Inanna ritual, written by Andee.
Thaumaturgic Border Protection (enlisting Wiccans for Homeland Security) - very funny.

Take me back to Beth's Pagan Stuff, please!